Toonth HATE me!

I am CLINICALLY INTHANE and I WANT TO KILL.
thith threat ith theriouth and you can hold me legally accountable for it,
I want to KILL tho BAD.
you can uthe thith methhage ath evidenthe againtht me in court after I
COMMIT MURDER becauthe i want to do it tho bad.

CREEPY AUTISM SIMULATOR

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Elijah / Alex / Buck
gay trans man | he/she; all pronouns | 19
Autistic as shit | Big Penis Disorder | duckypilled quackmaxxer
i'm just lowkey kinda mean sometimes. no excuses. sorry

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Feel free to DM me to talk about any of these!!

Highlight = I love with all my heartHyperfixations!
c!pumpkinduo (its been 4 years please help)
jschlatt (ITS BEEN 5 YEARS PLEASE HELP)
TOONTOWN: CORPORATE CLASH !!!!!!!
PORTAL 2!! (SPECIFICALLY WHEATLEY<33)(HES MY BOYFRIEND)
SPLATOON FRANCHISE!!
The Muppets / Jim Henson's work in general (special interest!!)
the Postal franchise

SmokeyMcC and Kiwi Tapes
lolcow culture.....💀💀
...Chris Chan..........💀
(I do not support any lolcows in any way, shape, or form.
nor do I condone/encourage any harrasment sent their way.)
Main interests!
Bigtop Burger, Homestuck, Red Dead Redemption 2, Eddsworld,
Pizza Tower + Sugary Spire, Cruelty Squad, Smiling Friends,
GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Jerma985,
Pyrocynical, Vinny Vinesauce, Vargskelethor, Newgrounds
Oney Plays, OneyNG/Chris O'niell, Psychic Pebbles/Zach Hadel
Cory unfortunate pseudonym Spazkid
SMP Live and Lunch Club =)
Secondary interests!
Weird Al Yankovic, Khonjin House, Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod,
Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, Moral Orel, Brokeback Mountain,
Undertale + Deltarune, Half Life, Yume Nikki, History of the Disney Parks,
Mycology, Forensics Science, Cannibalism, Chemistry, Biology, Physics,
gambling (not a joke. I am genuinley obsessed with gambling and casinos)

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

I can be a bit rude and abrasive
If I make you upset, tell me and I'll most likely apologize.
I make kys/kms, death threat, and doxxing jokesI ocassionally retweet suggestive content + like/reply to nsfw posts
but I won't retweet explicit nsfw, pinky promise
(sorry if ur timeline gets blasted by gay sex)
soft block when unfollowing me.
I'd prefer if you dm me a reason but idrc
I ocassionally say or rt posts w/ slurs i can reclaim

DO NOT INTERACT

Basic dni criteria
(racist, homophobic, transphobic/TERFs, you get the idea)
15 or younger
tbh if you were born in 2009 or later
just like die i think
Proshippers/whatever else u freaks call urselfEdtwt/shtwtDream team / CallMeCarson fans/supporters/watchers
(cmc and dream should collab fr!!)
tbh just dsmp fans in general,
(I still love c!pumpkinduo and occasionally retweet dsmp fanart
but i dont want 2 interact with any of u ppl anymore lol)
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss/whatever etc.
99% of you fuckers are weirdos and 100% are annoying as all hell.
Genuinley defend Chris Chan OR go out of your way to harrass themppl who actually give a shit about flag discourse
or random lgbt discourse in general
basically just dont be annoying.