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Elijah / Alex / Buck
gay trans man | he/she; all pronouns | 19
Autistic as shit | Big Penis Disorder | duckypilled quackmaxxer
i'm just lowkey kinda mean sometimes. no excuses. sorry.




Feel free to DM me to talk about any of these!!
Highlight = I love with all my heartHyperfixations!
Sonic Franchise!!!! (I <3 Stobotnik)(and Sonic CD)(and SA2)
TOONTOWN: CORPORATE CLASH !! (Allan Bravecog is my wife)
Falsettos / The Marvin Trilogy
Postal franchise (dude is also my wife)
Splatoon franchise (ASK ME ABOUT MY OCS PLEASEEE)
c!pumpkinduo (its been 5 years please help)
...jschlatt (ITS BEEN 6 YEARS PLEASE HELP)
The Muppets / Jim Henson's work in general (special interest!!)
History of the Disney Parks (also special interest lol)Main interests!
Portal 2 (wheatley is also ALSO my wife), Weird Al Yankovic,
Bigtop Burger, Homestuck, Eddsworld, Pizza Tower + Sugary Spire,
Cruelty Squad, Smiling Friends, Jerma985, Pyrocynical, Vinny Vinesauce, Vargskelethor, Newgrounds Oney Plays, OneyNG / Chris O'niell,
Psychic Pebbles / Zach Hadel, Cory unfortunate pseudonym Spazkid
SMP Live and Lunch Club =), PEGGLESecondary interests!
Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod, Half Life, Valve in general tbh lol
GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY, Xavier: Renegade Angel Khonjin House,
Red Dead Redemption 2, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, Moral Orel,
Brokeback Mountain, Undertale + Deltarune, Yume Nikki,
Mycology, Forensics Science, Chemistry, Biology, Physics,
Cannibalism (as symbolism in media not the actual crime 💀),
Gambling + Blackjack (I <3 Card Counting)




BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

I am often a bit (or a lot idk) rude and abrasive
If I make you upset, tell me and I'll most likely apologize. :3im lowkey an attention whore sorryI ocassionally retweet suggestive content + like/reply to nsfw posts
but I won't retweet explicit nsfw, pinky promise
(sorry if ur timeline gets blasted by gay sex)
(if ur uncomfortable w/ this and want to mute and/or
unfollow me thats okay !!! please do so !! )plz soft block when unfollowing me.
I'd prefer if you dm me a reason but idrcI ocassionally say or rt posts w/ slurs i can reclaim
DO NOT INTERACT
Basic dni criteria yada yada15 or younger
(ig you can follow me if you really want. but.
i most likely wont follow back. or acknowledge you.
and probably block if you directly interact with me.)Proshippers / whatever else u freaks call urselfedtwt / shtwt / shedtwt / ppl of that ilkTrue Crime Community / school shooter idolizers / etc.
(LOOKING AT YOU OTHER POSTAL AND KMFDM FANS)(fuckin weirdos)Dream team fans/supporters/watcherstbh just most dsmp fans in general,
(I still love c!pumpkinduo and occasionally retweet dsmp fanart
but i dont really want 2 interact with most of u ppl anymore lol)Hazbin Hotel / Helluva boss / whatever etc.
99% of you fuckers are weirdos and 100% are annoying as all hell.ppl who actually give a shit about flag discourse
or random lgbt discourse in generalbasically just dont be annoying :D !


OH BOY I LOVE SELFSHIPPING!
Haii.... i like selfshipping
im fine with sharing for all of these because im not 14 years old.
anywayzzz ! :3a lot of my selfships and the stories in my head i build around them are complicated and not entirely healthly a lot of the time..actually im gonna highlight the somewhat toxic ones bc i think its. funny.
these guyz are beating my ass !!! (not really!)(most of the time)
My Main Loves <3
Wheatley - Portal 2
Dude - Postal 2 (i also like 1997 dude, but mainly 2 dude <3)
Allan Bravecog - Toontown Corporate Clash
c!Schlatt - dreamsmp (im literally cquackity irl)
okay before any1 who has no knowledge of dsmp and how it worked get on my ass, this is the CHARACTER that Schlatt played on that god forsaken smp, it is in no way connected to the real guys life as a content creator and person.
if you ship yourself with the real dude thats fucking weird.
last time i checked the content creator jschlatt isnt an abusive alcoholic president running a dictatorship and having a member of his cabinet publicly executed.
the!!! <3
The Vigilante - Pizza Tower (im literally Noisette)(this is canon btw)
The Noise - Pizza Tower (im literally Noisette part 2)
Edd - Eddsworld
Scoot - Animal Crossing
Rouxls Karrd - Deltarune
Gordie - Pokemon Sword & Shield
King Candy - Wreck It Ralph
Characters that I dont selfship with anymore, but still hold a special place in my heart and i wanna mention them <3
Denki Kaminari - My Hero Academia
Wilbur - Animal Crossing New Horizons
Teruteru Hanamura - Danganronpa
Gonta Gokuhara - Danganronpa
Underswap Papyrus - Undertale/Underswap
too many eddsworld characters (Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, and Jon)
.fucking MARKIPLIER (I WAS LIKE 9)

