Toonth HATE me!

I am CLINICALLY INTHANE and I WANT TO KILL.
thith threat ith theriouth and you can hold me legally accountable for it,
I want to KILL tho BAD.
you can uthe thith methhage ath evidenthe againtht me in court after I
COMMIT MURDER becauthe i want to do it tho bad.

CREEPY AUTISM SIMULATOR

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Elijah / Alex / Buck
gay trans man | he/she; all pronouns | 19
Autistic as shit | Big Penis Disorder | duckypilled quackmaxxer
i'm just lowkey kinda mean sometimes. no excuses. sorry

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Feel free to DM me to talk about any of these!!

Highlight = I love with all my heartHyperfixations!
Sonic Franchise!!!! (I <3 Stobotnik)(and Sonic CD)(and SA2)
TOONTOWN: CORPORATE CLASH !! (Allan Bravecog is my wife)

Falsettos / The Marvin Trilogy
Postal franchise (dude is also my wife)
Splatoon franchise (ASK ME ABOUT MY OCS PLEASEEE)

c!pumpkinduo (its been 5 years please help)
...jschlatt (ITS BEEN 6 YEARS PLEASE HELP)
The Muppets / Jim Henson's work in general (special interest!!)
History of the Disney Parks (also special interest lol)
Main interests!
Portal 2 (wheatley is also ALSO my wife), Weird Al Yankovic,
Bigtop Burger, Homestuck, Eddsworld, Pizza Tower + Sugary Spire,
Cruelty Squad, Smiling Friends, Jerma985, Pyrocynical, Vinny Vinesauce, Vargskelethor, Newgrounds Oney Plays, OneyNG / Chris O'niell,
Psychic Pebbles / Zach Hadel, Cory unfortunate pseudonym Spazkid
SMP Live and Lunch Club =), PEGGLE
Secondary interests!
Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod, Half Life, Valve in general tbh lol
GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY, Xavier: Renegade Angel Khonjin House,
Red Dead Redemption 2, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, Moral Orel,
Brokeback Mountain, Undertale + Deltarune, Yume Nikki,
Mycology, Forensics Science, Chemistry, Biology, Physics,
Cannibalism (as symbolism in media not the actual crime 💀),
Gambling + Blackjack (I <3 Card Counting)

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

I can often be a bit rude and abrasive
If I make you upset, tell me and I'll most likely apologize. :3
I ocassionally retweet suggestive content + like/reply to nsfw posts
but I won't retweet explicit nsfw, pinky promise
(sorry if ur timeline gets blasted by gay sex)
(if ur uncomfortable w/ this and want to mute and/or
unfollow me thats okay !!! please do so !! )
plz soft block when unfollowing me.
I'd prefer if you dm me a reason but idrc
I ocassionally say or rt posts w/ slurs i can reclaim

DO NOT INTERACT

Basic dni criteria yada yada15 or younger
(ig you can follow me if you really want. but.
i most likely wont follow back. or acknowledge you.)
Proshippers / whatever else u freaks call urselfedtwt / shtwt / shedtwt / whateverDream team fans/supporters/watcherstbh just most dsmp fans in general,
(I still love c!pumpkinduo and occasionally retweet dsmp fanart
but i dont really want 2 interact with most of u ppl anymore lol)
Hazbin Hotel / Helluva boss / whatever etc.
99% of you fuckers are weirdos and 100% are annoying as all hell.
ppl who actually give a shit about flag discourse
or random lgbt discourse in general
basically just dont be annoying :D !